Townie Knows Nothing of YouTube

Walking past little Wawa today friends and I came across this sign. Seems like someone doesn’t know how to use the internet.

Sorry, Townies, the contest seems to be done.

The text says:
“Cash Prize $100. Marilyn Monroe Impersonation Contest!!! Just call the contest hotline at (610)XXX-XXXX When prompted by the judge or the contest hotline voicemail box, just sing the following line to the iconic Marilyn Monroe song that we all know… “Happy Birthday Mr. President” [.] The caller who does the best Marilyn Monroe impersonaltion will receive a $100 cash prize. Winner will be selected Sunday January 1st.”